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therainbowiguana:

My own girlfriend thinks I’m gay.

DEREK I DONT omg 

i-jupiterpluto:

be nice to plants. pet grass. dont step on bugs. feed birds. give water to flowers. don’t hurt bees. tell trees they are cute and confident. tell yourself you are cute and confident. help people. be nice to the earth. 

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please
And here we are. You in your room,sleeping. And me at 2 am awake in my room thinking about you
– Juka (this-world-is-so-insane)
songsofwolves:

♫ ARCTIC MONKEYS : minimalist song posters - part 4 
songsofwolves:

♫ ARCTIC MONKEYS : minimalist song posters - part 4 
songsofwolves:

♫ ARCTIC MONKEYS : minimalist song posters - part 4 
songsofwolves:

♫ ARCTIC MONKEYS : minimalist song posters - part 4